10 Tips To Pimp Out Yo Pad

Ever wonder why the night goes well, she comes back to your house and decides to call it a night? Pimpin' out is the art of making something that would not even attract a fly, attract women by the hordes. You don't need a degree in interior decorating or be a master of Feng Shui to become a pimp. With these easy tips, you can set the mood right, and let her know what a Rico Suave you are when it comes time to go to your place.

1. Clean Up Your Pad- So you live in a garbage yard? Time to get to cleaning. If your date walks into your house and it looks like World War 3 just erupted in your room, she is going to think the same of your life. Stop sending those poor girls the wrong signal and let them know how well put together you are by at least keeping your place clean. If your living room is a mess, good luck getting her to your bed room!

2. Stop Working Out In Your Room- Rule #1 of Feng Shui is to keep your work at work, and your exercise out of your room. By working out in your room, you bring work heavy vibes into the room. Keep the room mellow, relaxed, and ready for love.

3. Ex Does Not Mark The Spot- As much as you're being a wuss and holding on to past experiences, It's time to move on buddy. Just like the don't talk about your Ex on a date rule, the same applies in your bedroom. Get rid of your Ex memorbilia and trading cards and move on with life!

4. Get Rid Of Those Debbie Downer Vibes- Anything related to bad vibes, negative energy, or just plain stress needs to be removed from your bedroom. The worse thing you could possibly want is a drunk girl who is now getting depressed because of the emo poems you hung on your wall.

5. Get A T.V. For Your Room- As old an cliche at it sounds, a scary movie will always get the touching going. Go as far as setting your living room t.v. to be "broken" whenever is needed. As smooth as you are, a drunk roommate coming home at 2 A.M. will kill any heat you and your date have in that moment.

6. Get A Bed That Says I Am I Lover Not A Wuss Ditch that toy story covered bunk bed. It is time for a real bed. Get at least a full sized bed, preferably a California King. Get a Man's bed with some solid dark colors. The lower the bed, the more fun you can have without having to worry about injury.

7. Bed Placement The where of the bed is just as important as what kind of bed it is. Place the bed in the center of the room. The bedroom is the place for one thing and one thing alone... ok, fine you can sleep in there too. As much as you love playing those life wasting computer MMORPG games, take the focus off of your "oh so cool" computer and put it where it counts.

8. Set The Mood You don't have to risk burning your house down. Head to your local IKEA lighting section and get some ambient lighting for your room. Instead of big workshop flourescent light, think sexy, relaxed, japanese style floor lamp. Just don't over do it and turn your bedroom into a disco dance floor.

9. Paint The Right Picture Sure you might have a retarded coin collection that you think is cool and she came up to look at it. Clarify your intention and get to the point. She is not in your room, on your bed so you can chicken out or send mixed messages. It's time to be straight with her and let your intentions flow. Start off with a I'll massage you and you massage me deal. After that, things will get going on their own.

10. Music, Not Chocolate Is The Way To A Woman's Heart or wherever else you want to go. Invest in a good sound system for your room. I have a 500 watt, dolby 5.1 surround system that can bang out anything from classical music to Led Zepplin. After you get your sound system, take the time to make a cd or playlist that'll have tunes that fit the situation.

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Improving that old thing called Attraction

The biggest thing I notice when guys talk to chics is that they are trying to be something their not. They have seen dudes with hotass chics who have the girls that they want...at least physically.

I learned every tactic alive to try to make a chic think I was something that I wasn't. And you know what...it worked! Sort of... I did get better results but I noticed 2 things: First, I felt emptier, and Second, my actual close ratio was much lower. Meaning that while I was attracting hotter chics I was actually getting fewer results. Let's face it guys, the more popular you are, the more attractive you are.
But guess what, people are popular for a reason, they're awesome with people, they're charismatic, and they have their shit together. You can't simulate that!

I say it again, you can't fake it. I tried it, it's just like Enron! You're gonna tank eventually.

So what has worked for me

1. Find out what attributes of attractiveness you need to work on and do that. I didn't understand teasing. I didn't understand how you can make fun of people and that's attractive. Here's a little tip to, if you can make fun of yourself while making fun of others that's even more attractive because it shows that you're not taking yourself too seriously.

2. Talk to people with no outcome in mind just talk just to talk and don't take it personally if you fuck up. You've been playing video games with your not getting laid friends. What do u expect to happen? Results don't happen by accident.

3. Give it some time. Cool people didn't become cool overnight (less they're trying to fake it). They became cool over years and maybe even decades. Just have fun with it and think of it as your making up for lost time that you've spent in your head and away from people. I met a super-nerd who went out everynight for years and just by going out, he became cool.

4. Become friends with Randy and myself...just kidding we're dorks so you don't want hang out with us.

PS, lose that judgmentalness too. That kills rapport when ur trying to make someone wrong. The road is smooth, why do you throw rocks before you?

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10 Tips To A Better Date

It doesn't matter if you're the school nerd or the star quarterback. These 10 tips that I have found, tried, and succeeded with will put you on the speed track to having that dating area of your life covered.

1. Be a decision maker. Women love men who lead, not slaves who follow their every command. Next time you're on a first date, don't ask for her opinion on where or when you guys should go. Take the lead and book the place. When it is time to order, ask her ahead of time what she wants and tell the waiter for her.

2. Keep your ex's out of it. You might as well bring a Samurai Sword and commit hara-kiri (Japanese for slicing your suicide) with it.

3. Keep the conversation simple and fun. Try to resist going logical and talking about how yesterday you proved that e=mc2 is wrong.

4. Go to some place that will make sure you guys have fun even if you decide to become a boring bastard.

5. Dress to impress. This is so important. Looks aren't the key factor that women look for in a man, but it is one of them. Do not meet your date looking like you've been sitting at home reading dating tips all day. Go to your local Barnes and Nobles and pick up a style/fashion magazine and see what suits you best.

6. Let go of the outcome. It's not bomb diffusing here guys! If you mess up you aren't going to die. Just go have fun!

7. Be creative. Just like a good advertiser would tell you. You have to stand out somehow. I'm not talking about your awesome Magic The Gathering card collection. Be different but in a cool way. Teach her to hit golf balls into the ocean instead of at the driving range (just make sure it is legal). You get the idea.

8. Avoid politics and religion at all costs. Don't be the hardcore leftist evangelist pushing your views on the poor girl. You might as well talk your way into a grave while you're at it. Keep it simple and fun!

9. Open doors... Ladies First... Let her walk on the inside of the sidewalk... say "excuse me". I don't care what your brother Bubba says while he's overweight, drinking a beer, and eating cheetos on your couch, Chivalry is not dead.

10. Never be afraid of advancing the date, just don't push it. If she wants to go somewhere more quiet, go for it. If she wants to go home, say ok, then come back and read this 10 more times.

Just Have fun, Live the moment, and be calm and confident!

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