Thursday, November 30, 2006

10 Tips To Wake Up On Time, Every Time

Having trouble waking up on time? If your boss is on the verge of firing you, or you're about to flunk out of a class for being good at being late, these 10 easy tips should help you get out of the bed on time.

1. Make sure you are getting enough sleep. I don't care if you're Superman. If you try to sleep for only 2 hours each night it just is not going to work. I've tried a couple different sleeping arrangements but the most effective will always fall between 5-8 hours of sleep a night. Remember, sleep is vital for muscle growth, fat loss, overall health, mood, and much more. Get those ZzzzZZZ's just don't over or under do it.

2. Invest in a quality alarm clock that will wake your neighbors up if you had to. If you think you're in control of that internal clock, think again. Get an alarm clock with a nice large display so that you can tell what time it is when it rings.

3. Before you go to sleep make the conscious choice to wake up at "x" time. This way when you get your wet dreams interrupted by your ridiculously loud alarm clock, you will see the time and force yourself to get up.

4. Avoid the Snooze Function of Death. They made the snooze function for one reason and one reason alone. For you to be too lazy to wake up. Never use that function.

5. When your alarm goes off. Wake up and STAY UP!. Do not go crawling back to your bed. Your bed is anchored in your mind as your sleeping haven. The second you place your groggy hand back on that bed you'll fall asleep faster than a Jennifer Lopez movie.

6. Place that alarm clock as far away from you as possible. There is no use placing the alarm clock next to your bed, you might as well unplug it and cuddle with it while you sleep. Put the little sucker in a place where it will still scream at you in the morning, but make you work to shut it up. I preferably like it next to my sink and shower so I can wake up and be there to shower or brush my teeth.

7. Move On! the second you wake up, move on to your next daily habit. Brush your teeth, take a shower, drink some coffee...

8. Turn some music on when you wake up. I'm not talking that little dinky music on your alarm that makes Rap sound like Polka. Jump on the computer and turn on a jam with a beat. Music controls emotions and body rhythms, use this tool to energize you in the morning.

9. Let the light in. The importance of the sun cannot be explained to a mere mortal like you. The sun regulates serotonin levels deciding if you're either happy or like them poor Alaskans, plagued with S.A.D.'s syndrome (depressed). The sun also regulates your circadian cycle (your natural alarm clock) which makes it easier for your grumpy ass to wake up.

10. Try to make your days as fun and non-stressful as possible. It's a lot easier to wake up looking forward to what is ahead of you then to wake up and want to stay in bed to hide from your troubles. Be a man and do what needs to be done!

If worse comes to worse, click the email me button on the top of this page, send me your name, number, and address, and I will personally come down with a club to wake you up (don't ask me what the club is for).
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Anonymous bruno lucia said...

Some good tips. I especially like the one that tells you not to hit the snooze button. Guess I'll have to improve as a person to be able to do that!

April 9, 2007 at 6:57:00 PM PDT  
Anonymous SengAun Ong said...

I enjoy reading Randy's tips here. Yes, having sufficient sleep is a basic factor to wake up early.

July 30, 2007 at 9:54:00 PM PDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The importance of the sun cannot be explained to a mere mortal like you."
Of fuck off, why try to help people and then put a rude comment like that in there. Serotonin, melatonin, yada yada. A lot of people other than your smart arse self know a lot about the suns'effects on neurochemistry and circadian rhythm.

August 18, 2007 at 6:10:00 AM PDT  
Anonymous Mr. Epic Hero said...

A... Anonymous... I think you've missed the point. He wasn't trying to come off as smug...

February 20, 2008 at 12:48:00 PM PST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Decent tips, cheers.

Must smash the snooze button on my alarm.

April 6, 2008 at 9:11:00 PM PDT  
Anonymous Bonacure Girl said...

WOW... I needed that! In my 40's and STILL can't get outta bed!

July 26, 2008 at 3:32:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Robbie said...

good stuff. thanks for the post :D

November 16, 2008 at 11:03:00 PM PST  
Anonymous scars said...

I really, really cant wake up in the morning, i start negotiating with myself every morning and the responsible conscious me always looses.

August 23, 2010 at 3:22:00 PM PDT  
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January 1, 2012 at 9:17:00 PM PST  

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